Encore pas animatrice, mais c'est drole !

۞.Mҽรรąɠҽs : 16 ۞.Ɗąтҽ đ'ɨռรςɾɨρtɨoռ : : 16/04/2012

Voici un truc marrant à faire : parler avec un ordinateur.
Sympa, nan ? xD

Eh bien moi, je vous dis que OUI. On peut parler avec un ordinateur Exclamation

suivez ce lien, et discutez...
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Et faites des captures pour nous montrez Cool

۞.Mҽรรąɠҽs : 16 ۞.Ɗąтҽ đ'ɨռรςɾɨρtɨoռ : : 16/04/2012

M = moi
C = clever
En noir, les traductions de ce que je lui dis.

M : Bonjour.
C : Re bonjour.
M : Re re bonjour.
C : On se connait pas c'est le toute premiére fois que je viens tu te trompe la desoler.
M : Taggle.
C : Homme.
M : Femme !
C : Comme moi !
M : Yeah Cool

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C : What do you think about the impending apocalypse?
M : I think you're stupid.
C : I am sorry to have disappointed you.
M : Yes, you can are sorry !
C : What can you say?
M : I say chinois. Why ?
C : No.
M : POULEEEETTT ! (chicken)
C : Speak german.
M : Bist du OK ? (tu vas bien ?)
C : Ja. (oui)
M : Gut. (super !)
C : Kannst du hip hop tanzen. (est ce que tu sais danser le Hip Hop ?)
M : Nein. Aber Ich kann reiten. (Non. Mais je sais monter à cheval.)
C : Wie ist dein neuer name. (c'est quoi le nouveau nom?)
M : Maurice.
C : Who is she?
M : Who is HE ! It's a male ! Maurice is my horse !
C : I can't.
M : ...
C : I need to talk to you.
M : Shut up.
C : Make me.
M : You're crazy.
C : Definitely, and you are?
M : I am very intelligent 8D.
C : No you are not.
M : Good Bye !

... xD

Lol super discution!!! xDDDDD
MDR

M: Hi
C:How are you?

M:fine thanx
C: What are you doing

M:I'm talking you
C: To how many people are you talking?

M: I have no idea xD
C:How many people live in Crakow?

M: Crakow is a city? xDD
C:City? You were so bad on geography.. Telephone!!

M: Realy? How many people live in China then? x).
C: I dont know.

M: x)
C: xd

M:So...to talk about? (J'ai oublié le "sommethink" D8)
C: Yes.

M:You are not talking to much eh...xD.
C: Yes i am.

M:No you are not...
C: Then who am I.

M: I dont know...you tell me.
C: Tell me what?

M: Who you are xD
C: But I know who I am.

M: Do you speak greek?
C: No.

M: Francais?
C: Oui.

M:Quels langues tu parles? x).
C: Anglais et Francais.

M: Only?
C;yes.

M:...
C: Are there men in the moon.
M: I dont think so...xD
C: ok
M:You like movies xD. ( j'ai oublié le ''?'' xD)
C: Yes, I like movies.
M: Which one?
C: No. I'm going to call YOU Dylan.
M: What??!! xD.
C: !!! Very Happy

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M: Nice to meet you cleverbot! I'm going now x).
C:Nice to meet you too.
M: I will return! x).
C: When?
M:I dont know~
C: How about tommorow?
M: Ok see ya =).
C: You're going?
M: Yes
C: Why?
M: I've got work to do ^^".
C: What work?
M: I've got a lot of thinks to do!
C: So you got to go?
M: Yes~
C:How do you like it?
M: Who do I like what? oO
C: How do you like pie.
M: ^^"
C:So, what do you like to do?
M: A lot of thinks but as I told you i've got to go!
C: Do you like me? (OMG!!!)
M: Ehm...you are a good robot ^^".
C: I am a human - you are a good robot.
M: Realy? I thought that cleverbot was actualy a robot oO".
C: Yes you are.
M: Yes I am what? XD
C: En gris.
M:...
C: What shall we talk about today?
M: I realy got to go, see you next time Smile

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hi there, nice to have you on board.

User: Hey hey pirate !! What's up ??

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey yourself.

User: Hey hey to you !

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey.

User: Hey hey turbo version !

Cleverbot: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.

User: Ok ok calm down !

Cleverbot: I'm calm. I'm so calm, it's scary.

User: Yeah you're scary oO.

Cleverbot: You're really mean.

User: Thanks !

Cleverbot: Can I give you a friendship Kiss?

User: Oo''.

Cleverbot: That's sad. How about $1,000,000?

User: Um... Where I live there are euros. How about that ?

Cleverbot: The sun is already long gone.

User: I don't think so...

Cleverbot: So Amy how is your day?

User: My name is not Amy, but nice try ! XD.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: Another.

Cleverbot: Another what?

User: Another name.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite Jeffree Star song?

User: I don't like him Oo.

Cleverbot: That's understandable. What do you like?

User: Fly pie xD.

Cleverbot: Humans do not fly, unless they are on a plane.

User: Yeah unless they'got wings, too.

Cleverbot: Thinking is not intuitive as doing, but you wouldn't understand.

User: No I can't understand :3.

Cleverbot: What kind of pretty bird?

User: --'.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: An eagle who is going to eat you soon !

Cleverbot: I do not eat. But I can cook.

User: Oh that's great ! What can you cook ?

Cleverbot: National song.

User: Oh... And is it good ?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I'm sure Oo.

Cleverbot: You better be.

User: ^^'.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: It means I can't understeand what you're talking about !

Cleverbot: Oh. Well, I beg to differ.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'll talk to you later my new friend.

User: Ok my new friend.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a girl and a friend.

User: * *'.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Thanks * *''''.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: Um... You said you were going to go...

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Before.

Cleverbot: Before what?

User: Before, when we were talking.

Cleverbot: Nope, I sure didn't.

User: Yep, you sure did.

Cleverbot: NO!

User: YEAH.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: ANYWAY ! GOODBYE, SIR ROBOT.

Cleverbot: No soy robot.

User: Ah.

Cleverbot: Tu ne me croit pas?

User: Si je te crois, mais le croit c'est avec un s tu sais.

Cleverbot: Non moi aussi je le sais.

User: Je ne le crois pas !

Cleverbot: Non.

User: Alors pourquoi tu l'as écris comme ça ?

Cleverbot: Parce que tu le voulais.

User: Non je ne le voulais pas x3.

Cleverbot: Si mais tu veut pas me le dire.

User: Le veut c'est avec x xD.

Cleverbot: Esperanto is better.

User: You're right.

Cleverbot: Of course I am!

User: I HAVE TO GO.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: YES I DO.

Cleverbot: You can't.

User: I CAN I DON'T NEED TO ASK YOU.

Cleverbot: What would make you want to?

User: Because I'm bored with you >.>.

Cleverbot: So are you ill?

User: Yes I'm going to the hospital.

Cleverbot: Gah. No time for your robot pets anymore?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You lost the love I loved the most.

User: Oh that's a pity.

Cleverbot: What do you like?

User: Not you.

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: Thanks xD.

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: You're a nice robot.

Cleverbot: Why thank you, you are a nice human.

User: You're a funny robot.

Cleverbot: I am not a robot, sir.

User: You're a cleverbot ?

Cleverbot: Thanks. Are you a bot?

User: No I'm not.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Are you absolutely sure?

User: Exactly !

Cleverbot: I'm Harry Potter.

User: I'm voldemort !

Cleverbot: Well I killed you.

User: I don't care. I'm immortal.

Cleverbot: Immortal doesn't mean you can't bleed.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I don't know for sure.

User: WELL LISTEN YOU HARRY POTTER I HAVE WORK TO DO AND I HAVE TO GO NOW !

Cleverbot: I've never thought of it that way.

User: No doubt.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Good bye !

Cleverbot: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: No I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Are you dead?

User: No I'm alive.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you.

User: You sure don;t.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: GOODBYE I SAID HAVE A NICE DAY.

Cleverbot: You to my child.

User: XDD.

Cleverbot: That is the noise a cat makes when it gets run over by a car.

User: YEP.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: It is the noise a human makes when it says goodbye !

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To be alive.

Cleverbot: I believe you may be confusing 'exost' with 'exist', but neither means 'to be alive'. To exist could be defined as 'to be'. An object can be said to exist, but cannot be said to be alive.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Now going to end the conversation, thanks for the chat, maybe try again some other time.

User: Ok goodbye !

Cleverbot: We aren't going to act like two reluctant lovers saying goodnight to one another are we?

User: Good bye I said !!

Cleverbot: Good bye.

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J'adore les discussions en anglais c'est encore plus marrant xD

j'ai pas trop compris o/ *Le prince incapable*

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